I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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