But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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