The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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