Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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