i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
false alarm, still single
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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