There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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