Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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