Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
A+ Viking dick
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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