people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
