it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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