Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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