fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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