I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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