Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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