What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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