yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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