i think i have two assholes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
not ubering you a puppy
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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