Swine flu. Run for my life!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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