love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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