You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
