I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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