I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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