whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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