We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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