Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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