I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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