i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think i got beer on your cat.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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