I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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