there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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