I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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