Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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