is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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