Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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