yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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