I wish I could punch you in the face.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So. Much. Porn.
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