If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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