planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
