He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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