the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Where is the hickey?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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