I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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