Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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