he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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