and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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