yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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