Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my sisters under your porch take her home
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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