Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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