Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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