you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to sanitize my soul.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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