What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
