We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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