Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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