Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Randomize
