Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Me too!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
