Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
