Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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