Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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